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SPOT ON
Rap, a guy who has been asking me out for the longest time, more often than not, to his house.
Rap: Taminamo. Are you there? I’m losing it.
Tami: Yeah, I’m here. What’s going on?
Rap: Come here. I’m sick. Take care of me.
Tami: Aww. But I think you know the answer to that.
Rap: Yup. Something like: “Yeah well NO, I’m a heartless Maria Clara. You go cough...
Facebook Chat with My Ex Boss
DJ: Some guy tried to hit on me up in scrabble.
Tami: They always do.
DJ: I feel violated!
Tami: You secretly like it.
DJ: NO FUCKING WAY
Tami: Perhaps its the muscle shirt? Hihihi
DJ: Even with the blazer pic.
Tami: Maybe its the overall vibe then.
DJ: I look like a dick
Tami: I believe nowadays, they call it "douche".
DJ: No. That's it. I'm a walking phallic.
I love my bosses.
The Other Guys vs. Rush Hour 3
G: I cannot believe he disliked The Other Guys! He said he was a Will Ferrell fan. Is he a fucking poser?!
B: Tami, he’s a doctor.
G: So I am insane?! It offends me that someone poses to be someone he’s really not! I’m starting to hate him. Tell me it’s just me.
B: Let’s just put it this way. We watched Rush Hour 3. I fucking hated it. He thought otherwise.
G: I...
Because I don't want to hurt you... I say it here.
When one says a parody is idiotic, he immediately sounds like the idiot himself.
You are cyclic parody at its finest/worst.
If I were to change the world...
one post at a time.
I've always wanted to make a documentary about my... →
“Some strangers become more important to you than family, maybe because you’re...”
– Walter Kirn, Thumbsucker (via soul-surfer)
I hate to break it to ya, foo...
but there’s no such thing as deleting Facebook. Sowreh.
BAWAL HUMINGI (NG PITY) DITO
It's Official. My BFF is Kookie.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.)
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
...
My Favorite Blues Man. :)
Suddenly, I missed the days when my Pops would play the harmonica, sing out the blues and transform into a 1950’s African American, ever so slowly.
52 Bad Dudes →
listen to la roux and kanye west! →
chaikoan:
Russian song, source to be determined...
RETINA SCANNER
Rap: Do you have time cards at work? I hate those.
Tami: No we don’t. We have a machine that scans employees’ retinas.
Rap: I bet that machine loves looking into your iris everyday.
Tami: - - yeah.
MEET THE ASSHOLE
Rap: You will teach me how to get under a woman’s skin, whether you like it or not. How should I do it?
Tami: Be an asshole. Never go all in. As a metaphor, you lean in 20% for a kiss, and let them do the rest.
Rap: I’d kiss you 100 % of the way if you wanted. But you don’t want to, so go stick to your asshole.
Tami: - - yeah.
